Dude assumes "Climb on human while he pees" position before I can even sit down

Cats that can't leave their owner to their own me time in the bathroom.
"It's 4am already, dude."

The subreddit where the true asshole-ish nature of all cats is displayed for the world to see.
Head screwed on backwards

Does you cat like to sleep like their legs are on incorrectly? Do you often find your cat in impossible positions? Do they like to be shoved in impossibly small boxes as if they’re factory sealed?Share your disjointed cat pictures here in IKEA cats*! *some assembly required We also accept submissions of cats and IKEA furniture, because why not. (Bonus points if it’s getting assembled!)
Kristen always sits on me when I am on the porcelain throne

Cats that can't leave their owner to their own me time in the bathroom.
Step 1: Steal underpants

The subreddit where the true asshole-ish nature of all cats is displayed for the world to see.
I just don't know how this happened

Does you cat like to sleep like their legs are on incorrectly? Do you often find your cat in impossible positions? Do they like to be shoved in impossibly small boxes as if they’re factory sealed?Share your disjointed cat pictures here in IKEA cats*! *some assembly required We also accept submissions of cats and IKEA furniture, because why not. (Bonus points if it’s getting assembled!)
Lukas has some questions about fighting techniques, mid-fight
Pictures or videos of cats that get interrupted while cleaning themselves and leave their paw up in the air with a strange look on their silly little faces. Or kitties that have their paws raised or extended at all. (Yes, this sub is “kitty…” and I, the creator and moderator of this sub, am ultimately a crazy cat lady, but I have decided to make an executive decision: the puppies and bunnies and amphibians, etc are welcome.) No dead kitties and we’re not gonna help you name your kitties either.Oh how the turntables was actual torture
A place to share content, ask questions and/or talk about the grand strategy game Hearts of Iron IV by Paradox Development Studio.Out of focus question

Pictures or videos of cats that get interrupted while cleaning themselves and leave their paw up in the air with a strange look on their silly little faces. Or kitties that have their paws raised or extended at all. (Yes, this sub is “kitty…” and I, the creator and moderator of this sub, am ultimately a crazy cat lady, but I have decided to make an executive decision: the puppies and bunnies and amphibians, etc are welcome.) No dead kitties and we’re not gonna help you name your kitties either.