To pay rent on the due date and not get an extra charge
Finnish police. Have you been in touch with Russia? “No.” When will you be in touch? “We won’t”.
Lads with big ed's, weird innit
There is two of them.
Have they read Shakespeare?
Nää dom har särskrivit på omslaget
A true Jazz fan
Dropped a bit of 'is brain in the bin
Make up a higher number than that. The audacity to bill him for a synthetic one...
Hur jävlas ni med varandra i ditt kompisgäng?
Tycker ni man borde banna casinoreklam?
Högsvenska?
Samma "kändisar" i varje tv-program, vad tycker ni om det?
Vad gör man egentligen en fredagskväll?
What's Pilky voting for tomorrow?
What the fuck is Ricky doing on this month's Costco magazine? Also why the fuck is there a Costco magazine?
...what had a babeee
In 1939, Lina Medina, at just five years old, became the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, leaving experts baffled and the circumstances of her pregnancy a lasting mystery.
The 98-year-old man is still strong and healthy! It is rare to see such a strong old man exercising. Most people of this age have difficulty walking.
Cutting the bed mattress into two pieces
Twinings is quite fresh and light
Me and my brother blind taste tested 6 teas and ranked them, and also tried to guess which was which. My whole world view has been shaken
Nowt there. If it wasn’t for the volcano they had, they’d be knackered
130.000 mph
Get rid of 'em
If you could "extinct" just 1 living thing on earth, what would it be and why?
It's Just A Picture Of A Horse
Albino be buying one of them
This boy was born with a rare condition called neurofibromatosis, his face has been distorted by giant tumors and caused him to go blind in one eye.
I'd kick a duck up the arse
