Donald Trump Unveils Name Of New Migrant Farm Worker Visas; SL-4V3 Visa.
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Donald Trump Announces Plans To Be The First President To Run The New York Marathon.
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Donald Trump Announces Plans To Hold Home Movie Night At The White House With Videos Found On Epstein Hard Drives.
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House Republicans Introduce Bill Forcing Tech Companies To Remove The Abort Button From All Programs And Apps.
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Donald Trump Announces VIP 'Hotel California' Style Amusement Park For Immigrants And US Citizens.
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Donald Trump Issues Edict 1 Stating: All US Citizens Convicted Of A Misdemeanor Or Felony Are Stripped Of Citizenship Effective Immediately.
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Jeff Bezos Excited About New Tax Bill As He "Finally Can Afford New Implants And New Set Of False Teeth For New Wife."
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Multiple US Senators Collapse On Senate Floor Due To Brain Drain After 16 Hour Reading Of Reconciliation Bill
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US Supreme Court Announces Excitement Over Being Able To Have Pornography Viewing Nights In The Court Basement As They Properly Scrutinize Future Obscenity Law Cases.
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Navy To Rename The Harvey Milk To The Gravy Seal In Honor Of January 6.
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Evangelicals Finally Embrace Carbon Dating In Order To get Laid.
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Donald Trump, Not To Be Out Outdone By Air Force Pilots, Claims That He "Filled My Diapers More In A 36 Hour Period Than The Pilots Flying The B-2 Bombers During The Iran Strikes."
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Donald Trump Announces New Areola Attack On Iran.
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God Reveals To Pope That Donald Trump Is Actually A Tamagotchi, Stop Feeding Him And He Goes Away Permanently.
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Donald Trump Announces New SloganMake Gas Prices Go Higher Again!"
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Donald Trump Announces Plan To Rename The Persian Gulf To The Gulf Of America 2.
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Federal Government To Eliminate President's Day After Trumps Too Many Federal Holidays Rant.
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Donald Trump Says He's The Most Religious Of All Presidents; "I Read All The Bibles; The Old One, The New One And Even The Sequel They Didn’t Release Yet."
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Trump Administration To Install Turnstile Type Revolving Doors At White House As "Best People To Do The Job (Lead Agencies) No Longer Are The Best People"
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Conservative US Supreme Court Rules That It's Okay For Minors With Gender Dysphoria To Off Themselves Due Our Rulings As We Don't Understand The Constitution.
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Donald Trump Admitted To Walter Reed Hospital After Night Out With Pete Hegseth As "Dementia Is To Much For Me And I Can't Understand Pete Drunkseth."
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ICE Agents Mandated To Wear Masks While Detaining Immigrants, But Only If It’s Part Of Their ‘Tough Guy’ Persona.
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem Rushed To Hospital After Having Allergic Reaction To Compassion And Understanding.
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Donald Trump Unconditionally Pardons Anybody Named Dylann’s Roof.
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