What's the funniest comeback you've ever heard?

At a family dinner, my uncle mocked my cousin for getting second helpings. "Maybe if you ate less, you'd find a boyfriend," he sneered. My cousin didn’t miss a beat. She looked him dead in the eye and said, "Maybe if you bet less, you wouldn’t lose your house." ( https://youtube.com/shorts/OwHEl-0adb4 ) The entire table erupted, and my uncle’s face turned the color of the wine he was drinking. He didn’t say a word the rest of the night.