Nice german lady

Alright so basic backstory is i skateboarded everywhere growing up. Become highly independent and moved all over the states on my own with just a skateboard and guitar to make money.

I was 20 living in denver right before amendment 64 got passed (recreational use of marijuana) working 2 miles from where i lived and had made a comfortable skate route to get to and from work in no time at all.

I lived off 120th and federal and had to commute to 136? And huron (the outdoor mall) everyday and i would pass by these nice houses on the daily from 10 am to head to work and 12 am to get home.

Whilst going to work i met this nice old german couple that would love to chat about basic weather and hows your day chat and I’d be on my way. Usually we’d speak in Russian (my native tongue) because they only knew german and russian well and english was very poor for them.

One day we’re talking about me raising up for a car which i admit russian sounds intimidating when you don’t understand it but this new couple was walking their newborn and immediately started yelling at us for not speaking english.

Me being the translator for the german couple heres the convo:

EM: You’re not allowed to skateboard here, my kids play in the street and they can get hurt.

(Me rolling my eyes because it’s uphill for me) Me to nice german: new neighbors huh?

EM: you’re in amerikuh you needs to speaks english hear....

Me translating to Germans: They say we need to speak english in America

We laugh.

Entitled Dad: I wont have you disrespecting my wife by saying that infront of me.

Us visibly confused.

ED: I understand Spanish and know exactly what yall are saying.

Us: again visibly confused.

Me to the dad: Lo siento hermano, yo trabajando en la quince minutos, ya se fue, que tienes bien dia. (Sorry bro, i work in 15 min, im going now, have a good day.)

EM: YOU NEED TO SPEAK ENGLISH THIS IS AMERICA GET OUT OF MY NEI

Sweet German Lady: YOU NEW HERE. Never seen you or hell spawn. Get out before i tell HOA you cause trouble.

EM: visibly gawked

ED: we’re calling the police!!

Me: это просто пиздецс, давай (shits fucked up, let’s go)

And that is my encounter with the karen after having nice chat with germans.