Single 7 ft tall forklift certified goth ladies in your 30s-40s, where do I find you?

I'm 35M unfit, insecure, dress poorly and relatively socially creepy that you could describe as a combination of Homer Simpson and Bobby Boucher. Looking for my Lady Dimitrescu who will watch Rick and Morty with me and will go back and forth in conversation on how the new parent company of some IP has destroyed the lore.

Here are my current ideas to cross paths

• Hanging out with crows instead of people and risking getting Avian Influenza

• Magic the Gathering EDH Commander (I run a lot of land destruction)

• Ranting at Starbucks about how film/media still gets depictions of dinosaurs and black holes wrong despite us knowing how they more likely look. Seriously who are these dumb idiots in Hollywood who still think dinosaurs don't have feathers or that black holes would look anything else that's not depicted in Interstellar?

• Taco Bell

Ladies my DMs are open