When Fabrics Smooth Experience Feels More Like a Mystery Thriller

Trying to get Microsoft Fabric to work like it’s supposed to feels like chasing a unicorn on a pogo stick. Bugs? Oh, we've got those! Missing features? Of course! If you’re not making random support tickets for fun, are you even Fabric-ing? Let's just all agree - Microsoft, please, we’re begging for a little less “surprise” and a lot more “working.”