Your favourite lines made by callers to the radio programme..?

One of my favourites is from S3 E1: She's the Boss.

Frasier and Ros have been forced to do the late night shift. They get a call:

Frasier: Hello line 2, you're on with Dr Frasier Crane.

Caller: Hey, Dr Crane. It's Mark.

Frasier: Hello Mark. I'm listening.

Caller: OK, err. Well, I work at this all-night mini-mart and I've been watching myself on the video camera and the camera-me is doing things i don't approve of.

So funny!